Cyclists eat more than their fair share of bugs. It goes without saying.
Two lbs an average pedestrian's year according to Catherine.
A failed operation to persuade my face to breathe through nose and not mouth has left me even more susceptible.
I would say I eat two or three insects a saddled week.
But beware... turning to look at Downland views can worsen matters.
You may not know but they’re a lot harder to get out of one’s ear hole, ill equipped as we are to gag or cough through them.
And, to make matters worse, I discovered this week, whereas the struggles of swallowed bug manifest at worse in a throaty tickle and the icky thought of what you’ve done, in the ear you experience winged animal panic at high volume.